Being the senior that everyone’s afraid of. TSM.

Not having money to buy groceries, but always coming up with enough cash for a new formal dress, cooler-making supplies, and alcohol. TSM.

Hating the whole fraternity because of him. TSM.

She who leaves a trail of glitter is never forgotten. TSM.

Vodka is my hobby. TSM.

I’m not a rule-breaker. I do shit e-board hasn’t even imagined up yet. TSM.

“Feel my legs. I just shaved.” TSM.

I don’t have resting bitch face. I actually just hate you. TSM.

The truth will set you free…or send you to standards. TSM.

Love is patient. Love is blind. If you can’t find love, there’s always wine. TSM.