“I don’t care what you do, just don’t post about it.” TSM.
“I don’t care what you do, just don’t post about it.” TSM.
I only like him when I’m drunk. TSM.
Messy bun, ready for fun. TSM.
“Who’s the big here?” TSM.
Thinking more about your future little than your future husband. TSM.
The hickey lasted longer than the “relationship.” TSTC.
The only person in the world who’s truly seen me at my worst is the drive-through barista at Starbucks. TSM.
Every girl wants to hear those five little words: “You can keep the shirt.” TSM.
“It’s fine. He’s a geed. No one knows him.” TSM.
Pre-planning your hookups for the next three weekends. TSM.