Your drop screen telling you how long it would take to get to the bars. TSM.

Having a playlist prepared for when you get back home. You know why. TSM.

My favorite drink is the kind boys buy for me. TSM.

Using the nearest fraternity as a substitute boyfriend whenever you need something done around the house. TSM.

Getting called to standards because you blew off your meeting with standards. TSM.

My “type” is trust fund babies. TSM.

Going to class dressed in your bid day theme, because your teacher won’t allow an absence. TSTC.

Upgrading to the jumbo agenda when you win your position on exec. TSM.

Vodka before wine, feelin’ fine. TSM.