Using chapter meeting to talk about the weekend’s festivities. TSM.

Posting in your sorority’s Facebook group to see if anyone can pick you up from a night of shacking. TSM.

He passive-aggressively liked my Facebook photo so I aggressive-aggressively bitched him out. TSM.

Making him talk to God more than his priest ever did. TSM.

Anyone wearing a bucket hat doesn’t deserve to see me naked. TSM.

Rescheduling your mental breakdown for after Bid Day. TSM.

“I only do that when I’m drunk.”
“Yeah, but when are you not drunk?” TSTC.

Walking into the risk management workshop like “hello! The risk is here!” TSM.