White trash party. I have nothing to wear. TSM.

Enough cleavage to let them know I party,but enough pearls to let them know I’m classy. TSM.

Sitting in class in norts and a frat tee, reading this website and pretending not to know the busted legacy in my sorority sitting two rows down. TSM.

Expecting to be called Doll, Darlin’, or Sweetheart daily. TSM.

Republican girls are hotter. TSM.

Wore Lilly on bid day, all four years. TSM.

Blanche Devereaux. TSM.

If you’re going to be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty. TSM.

Having Lilly Pulitzer make a pattern for your sorority, TSM.

Only GDIs pay to go to parties. TSM.