Norts (Nike shorts). TSM.

Made out with some rando at the bar last night. Why? Because he was the president of his frat and a republican. TSM.

$200 heels are for downtown, not football games. In the south we pregame wearing $500 custom made Cowboy boots with our initials engraved on the side. TSM.

For my birthday I got new Jack Rodgers and pink & green SC Tervis Tumblers. TSM.