Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the perfect little. TSM.

“I just like him so much that I feel like I’ve had ten drinks today. And I’ve only had six.” -Phoebe Buffay. TSM.

Shopping for the little you don’t even have yet. TSM.

“Fuck it. It’s period week.” TSM.

Loubs are red, Tiffany’s is blue, Starbucks is hot, and so are you. TSM.

Being more prepared for spring break than you are for midterms. TSM.

There is a special place in heaven for boys who understand the importance of asking you to formal in the most public and extravagant way possible. TSM.