I’ll keep flirting because he keeps buying drinks. TSM.

Actually looking genetically related to your big. TSM.

Dear future little, here’s a few things you’ll need to know if you wanna be the one and only in our line. TSM.

Laughter is the best medicine, and wine helps you get there, so basically this is like herbal tea. TSM.

Feeling productive because you reorganized your Pinterest boards. TSM.

Look like an Archibald, think like a Bass, act like a Waldorf, work like a Humphrey, and dress like a VanDerWoodsen. TSM.

Using recruitment as an excuse to buy new clothes. TSM.

Chasing your shot with a mixed drink. TSTC.

Stealing hats, hearts, and t-shirts. TSM.

Having a decal on your car for your sorority, but not your school. TSM.