Setting all your emojis to the blonde girl. TSM.

You can’t talk about brands, boys, or booze but, like… that’s all the best stuff. TSM.

Spraining your ankle, but not spilling your drink. TSM.

“We do not speak of that night.” TSM.

Changing your hair color to match the season. TSM.

Turning a social into a photo shoot. TSM.

Sending your best friend life updates “Gossip Girl” style. TSM.

Watching “The House Bunny” and “Legally Blonde” back to back, to pump you up for recruitment. TSM.

Feeling actual anger when her Instagram is private. TSM.

Putting Bid Day in your agenda before anything else. TSM.