Doing your hair and makeup so you can snap him back. TSM.

No bid? No opinion. TSM.

Having a specific section in your planner dedicated to sorority things. TSM.

Lilly Pulitzer painted pumpkin. TSM.

Having the prettiest big in the chapter. TSM.

Using a fraternity’s pledges more often than they do. TSM.

Casually threatening your guy friends not to corrupt your little. That’s what she has you for. TSM.

Exec telling you you’re not allowed near the babies, because you’re a bad influence. TSTC.

My style board on Pinterest legitimately turns me on. TSM.

Always drunk, never in love. TSM.