Patiently waiting for legging season. TSM.

Your actual little sister running home to you on Bid Day. TSM.

It’s not personal. It’s recruitment. TSM.

I’m reaaaallly sorry, but could you take one more? TSM.

“Oh, I only drink vodka and wine.”
“Really? I drink anything and everything” TSM.

“I preffed the shit out of her.” TSM.

“Yes, I’m wearing shorts.” TSM.

I wish my life was as organized as my planner. TSM.

You know you’re the perfect big and little when your good sides are compatible. TSM.

Buying the t-shirt even if you don’t go to the event. TSM.