“You follow her? Let me stalk her Insta on your phone because she’s private.” TSM.

Starting the first day of classes with the last night of summer’s hair and makeup. TSM.

It’s not blonde enough! TSM.

Having a “recruitment voice.” TSM.

“Save it and send it to me.” TSM.

Choosing your outfit for the day based on whether or not you feel like putting pants on. TSM.

“Ew. You didn’t like my Insta. Bitch.” TSM.

Physically attracted to my planner. TSM.

“On a scale of 1 to that video of me dancing on top of a bar, how drunk were you?” TSM.

Sending photos to your group text for Instagram caption suggestions. TSM.