Always being able to maneuver your way to the front of the bar, because you’re so tiny. TSM.

Is vodka a hobby? TSM.

Can “AF” be considered a unit of measurement in the U.S. now? TSM.

Getting in trouble in first grade for wearing lip gloss. TSM.

Knowing which sorority the incoming freshmen are going to pledge just by looking at them. TSM.

Does “Capable of finishing a bottle of Moscato in one sitting” count as a skill for my résumé? TSM.

Trusting your friends not to let you go home with a guy. If he’s ugly. TSM.

Booze, bandaids. Same thing. TSM.

“Omg. Send that to me.” TSM.

Saying “hair flip” instead of actually flipping your hair. TSM.