Never having to pick up your own beer pong ball. TSM.

The majority of your back-to-school supplies consisting of clothes and makeup. TSM.

Having a pink, glittery bong. TSM.

Bid Day being the second best holiday of the year. Your birthday being the first. TSM.

Sprinkles are the glitter of the baking world. TSM.

“I hate him. I miss him. Let’s get drunk so I can call him.” TSM.

Making a fitness board on Pinterest is pretty much the same as working out, right? TSM.

True life: I’m addicted to my planner. TSM.

Long T-shirts, short dresses. TSM.

He ain’t worth the vodka. TSM.