Packing the vodka first on your way back to school as motivation to unpack. TSM.

Ruining your life and liver simultaneously. TSTC.

The pictures you take at the beginning of the night being Insta-worthy, and the ones at the end being group chat worthy. TSM.

Telling the salon you want to be “Legally Blonde” blonde. TSM.

Insisting younger siblings watch Legally Blonde, Mean Girls, and Clueless because their education is important to you. TSM.

“No, Mom, you can’t zoom in on Instagram.” TSM.

Buying your planner before even considering buying your textbooks. TSM.

Hobbies include drinking wine and judging people. TSM.

Making guys at the bar guess which sorority you’re in, then getting offended if they guess wrong. TSM.

Deciding which underwear to wear based on who’s going to be there. TSM.