Being told you’re not a “typical sorority girl” and feeling confused and offended, because you absolutely are. TSM.

“You’re taking me to formal.” TSM.

When he replays your Snapchat selfie because ten seconds just wasn’t enough. TSM.

“I’m too pretty for that.” TSM.

And now he’s nothing but a shack shirt to me. TSM.

My class was canceled today, because I canceled it. TSM.

Sending out a booty call in the late afternoon, because day drinking. TSM.