When a guy asks you what’s going on at his own fraternity this weekend. TSM.

Making it to the 8am tailgate, but not your 8am class. TSM.

Taking “you’re such a stereotypical sorority girl” as a compliment. TSM.

Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably. TSM.

I’d rather be safe, than standards. TSM.

Being drunker than the birthday girl. TSTC.