Not letting a little thing like the facts mess up a good story. TSM.

“I’m not into exercise. If God wanted me to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor.” -Joan Rivers. TSM.

Being regularly told you look like trouble. TSM.

Does a walk of shame count as cardio? TSM.

If you’re a slut, I’m a slut. TSTC.

Using the last 1% of your battery to finish your sext. TSM.

Having the perfect ratio of brunettes to blondes in your chapter. TSM.