Preparing for a standards meeting about things you haven’t even done yet. TSM.

Waiting until the night before to study for an exam, but starting on a formal cooler two months in advance. TSM.

Mentally calling your little your little before she’s your little. TSTC.

Your Snapchat handwriting being almost as good as your actual handwriting. TSM.

“Let’s have a coffee date” being code for “You’re in so much sh*t.” TSM.

Your boyfriend being able to carry you, your little, and your big at the same time, because you’re all that tiny. TSM.

It’s not that I CAN’T even. I just don’t want to. TSM.

“Remind me to stop getting drunk before Exec Board meetings.” TSM.

The Real Housewives of Frat Row. TSM.