The Snapchat story lasted longer than the “relationship.” TSM.

Pregaming your breakup. TSM.

I actually love being called “Big.” TSM.

Drinking like a freshman to forget you’re a freshman. TSM.

Bedazzling your breathalyzer. TSM.

Starting off your juice cleanse with mimosas. TSM.

Getting the same shack shirt from more than one guy. TSTC.

If you have to ask whether you should text him, you probably shouldn’t, and you probably will. TSM.

Skipping class because it interferes with Bid Day. TSM.

The chorus of “You’re so tan!” upon returning to campus. TSM.