Having a strict “I don’t take off my shoes” policy. TSM.
Having a strict “I don’t take off my shoes” policy. TSM.
Life is better with a straw and a little bit of glitter. TSM.
Life is better with a straw and a little bit of glitter. TSM.
The best birthday card isn’t a Hallmark. It’s a fake. TSM.
“A meal without wine is called breakfast.” TSM.
Vocally apologizing to your liver before entering a party. TSM.
I just want world peace and a bigger booty. TSM.
Getting a fraternity to help you move in. TSM.
Taking shots every time you see your ex, at his fraternity’s social. TSM.