If you’re from California, then why aren’t you tan? TSM.

“I’ve made a lot of mistakes. Mark, Ryan, Sam, Nick, Brian, John, Justin, Phil, Joe, and one guy whose name I forget.” TSM.

Getting new accessories courtesy of girls who forget them at your guy friends’ apartments. TSM.

Asking a guy what his major is to decide whether he’s your next boyfriend or your new hookup. TSM.

Refusing to buy anything that has another sorority’s symbol on it. TSM.

Never having to open a tab at the bar. TSM.

Getting a fraternity to help you move in. TSM.

Your family initiation after sorority initiation being the REAL one. TSM.

Taking shots every time you see your ex, at his fraternity’s social. TSM.

Support the troops. Sleep with a serviceman. TSM.