Judging him by his ex’s sorority. TSM.

A girl who loves her boyfriend lets him be in charge. A girl who also loves herself just lets him think he is. TSM.

“I don’t wanna be a bitch, but…” TSM.

Sisters by birth and again by initiation. TSM.

Feeling instantly more attracted to him when he mentions “tee time.” TSM.

The automatic “she’s not that cute” when your best friend mentions her ex’s new fling. TSM.

The menu for your 21st birthday party consisting only of alcohol. TSM.