The morning “Everyone alive?” group text. TSM.

Proving the weather man wrong when he says it’ll be a “dry weekend.” TSM.

Turning into the seniors that made your freshman year unforgettable. TSM.

Saying yes to the initiation dress. TSM.

Judging other girls by the letters on their shack shirts. TSM.

Not having to wear letters for everyone on campus to know which sorority you’re in. TSM.

Your big giving you the best bad advice so she can vicariously live through you. TSM.

Anything you can craft, I can craft better. TSM.

America never goes out of style. TSM.

I don’t work out to stay healthy. I work out so I look good naked. TSM.