How could I hate you? I don’t even think about you. TSM.

Feeling famous cause someone you don’t even know hates your guts. TSM.

“There’s a cop right there. Act normal.” TSM.

“No, Mom, you can’t zoom in on Instagram.” TSM.

She may be tipsy, but she is fierce. TSM.

Coming up with the caption before you even take the picture. TSM.

Hobbies include drinking wine and judging people. TSM.