Blocking the standards chair on Snapchat. TSM.

Changing your hair color to match the season. TSM.

Always being able to maneuver your way to the front of the bar, because you’re so tiny. TSM.

You can’t squat with us. TSM.

Can “AF” be considered a unit of measurement in the U.S. now? TSM.

“Omg. Send that to me.” TSM.

“One more shot, then we can go.” TSM.

Voting the slate down because of one bitch. TSTC.

Long T-shirts, short dresses. TSM.

“I couldn’t find water, so I got sangria instead.” TSM.