Closing your bar tab from last night on the way to your standards meeting. TSM.

When they say they only have beer, but you know they’ll magically “find” vodka for you in ten minutes. TSM.

I don’t “overpack.” I’m just prepared for anything, including any and all theme parties. TSM.

*Replaces feelings with new clothes.* TSM.

Skipping class to rhinestone your water jug. TSM.

“Save it and send it to me.” TSM.

Your sorority having its own geotag on campus. TSM.

Crafting parties being low key competitions to see who will be the best big. TSM.

My decision to wash or not wash my hair is pretty much controlling my social schedule. TSM.