Controlling his zipper and his wallet. TSM.

I just want him to text me so I can ignore him. TSM.

Actually, yeah, I do agree. I think I’m really pretty. TSM.

Putting your crafting box away from big/little season only to take it back out of retirement in preparation of cooler season. TSM.

Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.

The best thing about college is being able to skip class whenever you want. That’s also the worst thing about college. TSM.

The amount of glitter in my bed would make you think I’d fucked the tooth fairy. TSM.

Making your roommates sit at the opposite end of the bar when you have a blind date. TSM.

No “bad side.” TSM.

Making a list of potential formal dates and adding to it after every mixer. TSM.