Buying a gym membership solely for the tanning beds. TSM.

I’d wish him the best, but he already had it. TSM.

Being too busy to make it to the gym three times a week, but never missing a Thursday, Friday, or Saturday at the bar. TSM.

Instinctively pausing after a right swipe. TSM.

Making the decision on whether or not you need a bra as a group. TSM.

Automatically reading “Patrón” instead of “patron.” TSM.

Finding time to Instagram in the middle of finals week. TSM.

Trying to act interested when he tells you things you already knew because you stalked him. TSM.