Getting a walk home from your sister’s place confused for a walk of shame. TSM.

Teaching new girls the art of “frat hopping” when they freak out about being invited to multiple parties in one night. TSM.

Greeting a sister with “good morning” at four in the afternoon. TSTC.

Not buying the hottest guy at the fraternity auction, but taking him home anyway. TSM.

Being nicknamed “Waldo,” because no one ever knows where you are Sunday morning. TSTC.

Glitter bombing a fraternity house as part of a prank war. TSM.

Oh, Starbucks. It’s always red cup season. TSM.

Having nightmares about standards. TSM.

Auctioning off formal dates to sisters on your chapter’s Facebook page. TSM.

Being the “you would” girl in your sorority. TSM.