Seeing your ex on Fail Friday. TSM.
Seeing your ex on Fail Friday. TSM.
Knowing you made bad decisions last night, but not caring enough to find out what happened. TSTC.
Calories don’t count after 1am or 5 shots, whichever comes first. TSM.
Stalking his social media regularly, but refusing to follow. TSM.
*Wakes up*
*Deletes Snapchat story* TSM.
Shattering your phone screen, but not your reputation. TSM.
1: “What’s his major?”
2: “Trustfund, doesn’t matter.” TSM.
Waking up next to Taco Bell and feeling way more ashamed than if it had been a guy. TSM.
The only clubs I go to are country clubs. TSM.