Obsessive Crafting Disorder. TSM.

Trusting your big with your life, but not your alcohol. TSM.

Doing your hair and makeup so you can snap him back. TSM.

No bid? No opinion. TSM.

Knowing you’re going to his semi before he does. TSM.

Having a specific section in your planner dedicated to sorority things. TSM.

Turning lecture into a drinking game. TSM.

Never leaving the house unless your eyebrows are properly “fleeked.” TSM.

Lilly Pulitzer painted pumpkin. TSM.