Never making plans on Mondays, because you assume you’ll have a standards meeting. TSTC.

I have a good heart, just a dirty mouth. TSTC.

My big is my spirit animal. TSM.

When your graduation gown is uneven because your flask is weighing down one side. TSM.

Spending more time decorating your graduation cap than studying for finals. TSM.

“Could you do me a huge favor? I’ll buy you Starbucks.” TSM.

“Can you get sent to standards for doing the secret handshake at the bar? Asking for myself.” TSM.

Wish you were beer. TSM.