Graduating from college but never from the group chat. TSM.

Being the new member everyone loved and the senior everyone fears. TSM.

Height in a Tinder bio is like a GPA on a resume: if it’s not good, don’t put it. TSM.

Tindering while your hookup is in the bathroom. TSM

1: “What’s his major?”
2: “Trustfund, doesn’t matter.” TSM.

“Can we pregame that?” TSM.

Always be crafting. TSM.

Using your boyfriend’s fraternity as a recruitment tool. TSM.

Having a list of future Insta captions in your notes. TSM.

Premeditating a drunken hookup. TSM.