“The longest relationship I’ve been in is with this bottle of wine.” TSM.
“The longest relationship I’ve been in is with this bottle of wine.” TSM.
Being the wild child of your family and loving every minute of it. TSM.
Getting a power-point from his best friend as you leave the frat house the morning after. TSM.
Pulling a “Well, my sisters will be looking for me,” when you find out he has a little penis. TSM.
Putting your drinks on your ex-boyfriend’s tab — all 10 vodka sodas. TSM.
Dog tags are the military’s lavalieres. TSM.