That “do you think he’s cute” Tinder screenshot from your best friend. TSM.
That “do you think he’s cute” Tinder screenshot from your best friend. TSM.
I don’t always study, but when I do, I have five different colored pens and a glass of Moscato. TSM.
Chasing shots with wine. TSM.
“I mean, I told my big. But that doesn’t count.” TSM.
Hate bonding with your Eskimo sisters. TSM.
“OMG…Did you see her story?” TSM.
Glitter being banned on campus. Oops. TSTC.
Guy: so what are your hobbies?
Me: *tries to think of something that isn’t drinking* TSM.
Fuck, no, I don’t want to be sweetheart. That means getting friend zoned by an entire fraternity. TSTC.
Being halfway into your first semester in a sorority and already buying things for your little. TSM.