“What are you wearing to Bid Day?” “Glitter.” TSM.

Wishing you could Facetune your student ID picture. TSM.

Getting called into standards for flirting. TSM.

Hearing the words “free alcohol” is all you need to accept an invitation to ANY social function. TSM.

Everyone: “Why do you wear makeup to the gym?”
Me: “Recruitment is still 9 days away?” TSM.

I plead the fifth…shot of tequila. TSM.

Choosing to spend your last $5 on wine instead of food. TSM.

New members? More like new Instagram likes. TSM.

Some girls are made of sugar and spice but I’m made of vodka and ice. TSTC.

I don’t normally do keg stands, but when I do, I do them with my little. TSM.