FOWAGO: Fear Of Wasting A Good Outfit. TSM.

But first, let me take a Snapchat. TSM.

Marry for money. Love will come later. TSM.

Stalking your little back to the day she joined Facebook. TSTC.

“You look expensive.” TSM.

Having to start every party story with “I don’t actually remember any of this, but apparently…” TSM.

I totally want the (Ph)D. TSM.