Being in a sorority means guaranteed likes on anything you post. TSM.

“Like ring by spring serious, or just formal serious?” TSM.

No time for fuckboys. Plenty of time to fuck boys. TSTC.

I make shit show look good. TSM.

Uber ride of shame. TSM.

Preferring pre-law boys to pre-med boys, because it’s less schooling and more First Lady potential. TSM.

Stopping at Starbucks on your walk of shame. TSM.

“Does this outfit make me look like I’d make a good wife?” TSM.

Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.

Finals are just tests, grades are just letters, GPAs are just numbers, and diplomas are just paper, but a rich husband? That’s real. TSM.