The Real House Moms of Greek Row. TSM.

“I remember not remembering that.” TSM.

1: “Do you workout?”
2: “I mean I sorority squat in like ever picture.” TSTC.

Drunk texting with the Greek keyboard. TSM.

Fraternity girlfriends being a sorority of its own. TSM.

“He looks better in person.” TSM.

I like my lips red, my wine white and my skies blue. TSM.

Getting a bitch’s high from a perfectly passive aggressive subtweet. TSM.