Go home, Standards. I’m drunk. TSM.

Unfollowing him on social media, then forcing your sisters to let you stalk him from your account. TSM.

Getting booty called by the president of the fraternity you’re “banned” at. TSM.

It doesn’t matter because her Pinterest boards suck anyway. TSM.

Saturday night personality with a Sunday morning heart. TSM.

The more sisters sent to standards, the better the event. TSTC.