Glitter in your wine is basically goldschlager, right? TSM.

Sisters never let sisters’ selfies go unliked. TSM.

“Can you not?” TSM.

Always matching your bra and underwear, because you never know what’s going to happen. TSM.

“I think I’m an Instagram addict.” TSM.

The only reason I’ll ever send someone to standards is if they wear pajama pants in public. TSM.

Knowing it’s a bad idea to text him, but continuing to ask your friends about it until you find someone who says yes. TSM.

Buying nail polish because it’s called Cinderella. TSM.

Referring to any non-alcoholic beverage as a chaser. TSM.

“Are you dressing cute, or no?” TSM.