I don’t have a drinking problem. Standards has a problem with me drinking. There’s a big difference. TSM.

Getting drunk for the sole purpose of “casually” drunk Snapchatting him. TSM.

Standards: “We need to discuss your social media.”
Me: “Is this because I double posted?” TSM.

My big tells me I’m pretty. TSM.

“Which fraternity is he in?” TSM.

Judging a girl based on her boyfriend’s clothes. TSM.