Changing your hair to look more like the girl on your fake. TSM.
Changing your hair to look more like the girl on your fake. TSM.
Showing pictures of your little to your family during the holidays like she’s your child. TSM.
I’d wish him the best, but he already had it. TSM.
Being too busy to make it to the gym three times a week, but never missing a Thursday, Friday, or Saturday at the bar. TSM.
Making the decision on whether or not you need a bra as a group. TSM.
Automatically reading “Patrón” instead of “patron.” TSM.
I’m not a slampiece, I’m a take-home-to-meet-the-fam-piece. TSM.
A proper lady never spits. Anything. TSM.