Shack shirts: doubling as sleep shirts and souvenirs since the beginning of time. TSM.

Painting your sorority letters on your pumpkin. TSM.

Being so obsessed with your sorority family that your actual family gets jealous. TSM.

What is this “sober” thing you speak of? TSM.

Playing flip cup with champagne. TSM.

Being a boss bitch, not a basic one. TSM.

Counting mimosas as your daily dose of fruit. TSM.

Getting a fraternity’s event shirt before its pledges do. TSM.