“Who do you know here?”
“Everyone.” TSM.

Your sorority sisters being the majority of the dates at a fraternity formal, because you’re their favorite. TSM.

Wine being your favorite drink and shade of lipstick. TSM.

High GPA. High tolerance. High maintenance. TSM.

Showing pictures of your little to your family during the holidays like she’s your child. TSM.

I’d wish him the best, but he already had it. TSM.

I put the “hot” in psychotic. TSM.