Finding yourself humming your chants throughout the day. TSM.

You, your little, and your g-little being sweetheart for the same fraternity three years in a row. TSM.

I’ve got the body of a 19-year-old and the ID of a 26-year-old. TSM.

High tolerance for his alcohol. Low tolerance for his bullshit. TSM.

Our school has a really high number of fuckboys per capita. TSM.

Standards: “We need to discuss your social media.”
Me: “Is this because I double posted?” TSM.