Having battle scars from dancing on elevated surfaces. TSM.

Having your “50 Shades Of Grey” movie night planned out already. TSM.

Bows before bros. TSM.

Judging freshmen who say they’re not going to rush, only to judge them harder later if they say they are. TSM.

Using functions as an excuse to hoard anything that could potentially be used as a costume. TSM.

It’s not that I’m terribly optimistic. I just genuinely believe that the rules don’t apply to me. TSM.