Your family initiation after sorority initiation being the REAL one. TSM.

Taking shots every time you see your ex, at his fraternity’s social. TSM.

Recruitment: horrible blisters and incredible new sisters. TSM.

True friendship is shotgunning beers over FaceTime when you can’t be together. TSM.

You can tell a lot about a girl by the size of her wine glass. TSM.

Buying a bag specifically for the transportation of alcohol. TSM.

50 shades of eye shadow. TSM.

Having a blonde personality. TSM.