Not giving up your relationship with the bar for a relationship with a boy. TSM.

Your monogram being part of the letterhead on your resume. TSM.

A tutu being a staple in your wardrobe. TSM.

Calling dibbs on the picture you want to Instagram. TSM.

Volunteering to drink everyone’s “extra” wine during wine tasting, because you’re so generous. TSM.

Don’t lose hope. There’s always another fraternity. TSM.

My big is my wingwomam, living diary, and best friend all in one perfect human being. TSM.

The automatic cheer that follows the sound of a champagne cork popping. TSM.

Challenging yourself by not bringing money to go out. TSM.

I’m a risk to be managed. TSTC.